Find out which repos to ship, kill, or stop lying about
Connect your GitHub. Our AI scans every repo and delivers a brutally honest roast report with scores, verdicts, and zero sugarcoating.
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It creates AI voice tutors that remember what you learned last. Ship it harder.
Generates YouTube thumbnails with AI. YouTubers will pay for this. Charge more.
V4? You like building bots more than trading. Delete it.
How we destroy your ego
Three steps to finally face your project graveyard
1. Connect your GitHub
One click. We scan every repo. Yes, including that "learning-rust" folder from 2019 you forgot existed.
$ scanning 47 repositories...
$ found 12 "TODO: finish this later" comments
$ detected 3 abandoned side projects
2. AI Analysis
We check code quality, commit history, market potential, and your delusion levels.
3. Get Roasted
Receive a brutally honest report. No sugarcoating. Just facts that hurt.
Ship Score
Every project gets a 0-100 "will you actually finish this?" score
Time Wasted
See exactly how many hours you've sunk into projects going nowhere
847h
Kill List
Projects that need to die. Archive them. Move on. We'll tell you which.
This could be your repos
Here's what brutal honesty looks like
It lets you create AI voice tutors that actually remember what students learned last session. That's not a side project — that's a product. Stop tweaking the landing page and get it in front of students. Ship harder.
It generates YouTube thumbnails with AI — style matching, face preservation, the whole thing. YouTubers will throw money at this. You've got Imagen 4 and Gemini under the hood and you're still adding features instead of charging more. Ship it.
trading-bot-v4
KILL ITV4? FOUR? You've rewritten this more times than you've actually traded. Either commit to v4 being the last version or admit you just like building trading bots more than trading. Delete it.
Hey, I'm Thabani.
The one behind this chaos.
I have a mass grave of side projects. Repos with great READMEs, none with users. I'd start something new every two weeks and convince myself "this one's different."
It wasn't. So I made an AI that would just... be mean about it. Tell me which ones are worth finishing and which ones I should delete before anyone sees them.
Turns out, being roasted by a machine is weirdly motivating. I actually started shipping.
Three apps live and breathing: SymbioLearn, YTTG, and this one. The graveyard is shrinking.
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- Cancel when you finally ship
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Questions from fellow procrastinators
Yes, we've heard every excuse
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